spedtistic

One who is both sped and autistic

Shut up bro, your a spedtistic unintelligent penguin monkey

by Spedtistic February 25, 2022

Scarlet Speedster

1. A fast redhead.

2. A tempting seductress with red hair.

3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.

My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.

by ButtFuzz August 16, 2006

speechist

Any person who is against another who speaks a language other than their own.

Lily said, "It's very speechist of you to think everyone in America should speak English."

by Irishtalker1991 December 7, 2013

speedos & flip-flops weather

An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...

"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...

by dynamitephil November 24, 2013

speedbooster

A speedbooster is a word used to describe the scum within the NBA 2K community that abuse dribble move animations to gain a speed advantage over their opponent. Speedboosters make up the majority of the highest ranked people in the NBA 2k MyPark, for their lack of actual basketball IQ gives them a competitive edge.

"Dam yo we would've won that game if it wasn't for that no IQ speedbooster, fuck!"

by MouldyLearner19 December 5, 2016

Speedity

A noun for speed.

Marthas enthusiasm could only be overtaken by Martins speedity.

by kubik2233 June 19, 2017

Speedmaster3344

This is a person that is fast at homestead but can’t turn right to save his life.

He buys Iracing so people thinks he’s good it racing but he’s not.

He likes to go backwards when he gets mad.

Oh no Speedmaster3344 is going backwards.

by MLG PIZZA October 19, 2020