Speedball jr 

A speedball jr (speedball junior) is when you make tea out of khat leaves or chew khat leaves and you chug a warm water solution of Kratom or take Kratom pills. The Kratom gives you a buzz and relaxation and energy while the khat gives you more energy and adds to the buzz. You get high off of the combo.

I drank Khat tea and chugged Kratom and now I'm high. This speedball jr is great!

Speedball jr by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023

Speedball Assassin 

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.

1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.

Speedball Assassin by Wolf89 January 31, 2006

Speedball Artist 

A connoisseur of the speedball, in its most general form, a combination of a depressant and stimulant, to enhance the positive effects and mitigate the negative effects that would be felt with administration of either drug alone. Typically it involves simultaneous co-administration of cocaine with a powerful, short acting opiate such as heroin, fentanyl, or a fentanylogue.

Speedballs are sublimely pleasurable, incredibly addictive and quite dangerous. To accomplish with any reasonable degree of safety they require vigorous self-discipline and extraordinarily deep reservoirs of knowledge and experience with the drugs in question, as well as consideration of one's tolerance, general health condition and relative quality of the specific doses about to taken. Attempting a speedball is a highly dangerous process, but those who survive to develop their routine and practice it thousands of times are called speedball artists in reference to the fact that staying alive while maximizing the pleasure from it is as much an art as it is a science.

"What's his drug of choice?"

"He's a speedball artist. Coke and fentanyl specifically. Shit's incredibly dangerous, but somehow, either from luck, skill or some crazy combination of both he's managed to go for years without ODing... yet."

Speedball Artist by Improvising September 9, 2016

Hippy Speedball 

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.

Hippy speedballs are the breakfast of champions!

Hippy Speedball by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014

Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.

Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball

Park Slope Speedball by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016

Bougie Speedball 

A Bougie Speedball is when you double fist iced coffee and craft beer or cocktails, a suburb-safe alternative to the cocaine/dope combo of legit speedballs.

"It's Friday afternoon so we are powering through email on the back patio, drinking Bougie Speedballs from Blue Bottle and Lagunitas.

Bougie Speedball by ajwx August 9, 2015

Gecko Speedball 

A gecko speedball is the combination of Kratom with Modafinil. It can get you buzzed and also be more productive.

I combined Kratom with Modafinil and it was awesome! I'm so buzzed from this gecko speedball.

Gecko Speedball by HawaiianPunch1 May 22, 2020