speedbagged

The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.

Damn, I just got speedbagged while wrestling with the kids!

by pattyF May 21, 2010

speedkick

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.

If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.

by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Speedball

A mixture of heroin and cocaine administered intravenously. This combination offers the best of both drugs. The lady (coke) gives you a rush of intense euphoria followed by the soporific effects of your boy (heroin), thus effectively eliminating the anxiety and depression that follows when shooting up cocaine by itself.

Me: I've never smoked crack but I've done speedballs.

You: You're fucking kidding me, right? You've shot up coke and smack? I'm breaking up with you, Dumbass.

by kookaburra March 17, 2015

Northwest Speedball

The Northwest (USA) version of the classic speedball douse.

To combine espresso coffee shots with marijuana hits in rapid succession.

Shane and Rick were local coffee shop parking lot doing Northwest Speedballs before they headed for the local rock show in downtown Seattle.

by Lodoc October 24, 2009

Suburban speedball

A recreational drug combination used by suburban housewives. Instead of the traditional cocaine-heroin mix, this speedball is usually vicadin, valium or oxycodone with a latte chaser.

After a hard day of shopping at the mall, Diana settled down with Oprah and a Starbucks-Valium suburban speedball.

by gjn413 February 13, 2010

Kentucky Speedball

An injected mix of methamphetamine and oxycontin.

That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball.

by PoppyMann July 5, 2007