Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.

Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.

by Preachers August 24, 2010

shazmoney

Biggest meme ever wears rich kid yeezys

Has been sponsored by someone I think

Ohh shoot, it’s Shazmoney

by BigBallerBramd February 15, 2018

SHAMONKEY

Slang word for sex or the vagina.

Tonight Im going trolling for chics and gettin me some shamonkey.

by Dennis Ryan August 29, 2006

spacemonkey

Underground Cult Website.
The word came about after naming a picture on a table apparently.

That should be used on spacemonkey

by MH February 15, 2005

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

spaz monkey

a friend of yours who is either high or retarted. also can be stupid or gay.

Stop calling me at friggin 1 a.m., you fuckin spaz monkey!

by ianill July 20, 2008

seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004