Nerd Spawn

n. The progeny of a parent with an above average intelligence who possesses an intense interest(s) typically within the mathmatical/technical/scientific fields. Or, most commonly known as offspring to nerds (see nerd then think about their babies).

Jimmy: "The town I'm from in Alabama is where NASA was founded, so we are all the children of scientists.."
Michi: "So, does that mean you and your friends are nerd spawn?"
Jimmy: "Yes. My friends and I are all nerd spawn."

by OujouX July 24, 2008

Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.

Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!

by AbominableSnoCone February 21, 2009

Devil's Spawn

A person with true potential of becoming Satans right hand man causing pain and destruction with every moment creating a trail of fabulous blazing fire behind him.

The only reason I'm alive is because the Devil's Spawn hasn't found me yet!

by xXfusionXx March 2, 2015

Queer Spawn

The affectionate self-title for a child (spawn) of Queer parents.

"hey, did you hear Heather has two mommies?"

"really, guess that makes her Queer Spawn like us."

by Kalique November 6, 2008

Spawn kill

Abortion

They were spawn killed

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Spawney Melt

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

by dogegg July 13, 2011

spawncamper

A weak, talentless player who in order to increase his/her own kill count relies on respawning players as easy targets.

We have a 'spawncamper' in our base!
Someone get that spawn camper!

by Bunneh July 9, 2003