jack sparrow

the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum

I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

by Pirate Kate "Sparrow" October 3, 2003

Jack Sparrow

A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "

"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"

"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "

"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "

"Why is the rum always gone?"

-Jack Sparrow

by kellancullen January 13, 2009

Scarra

A Twitch.tv streamer and a former League of Legends pro player. Nowadays only plays Teamfight Tactics as he is addicted.

Is the founding father of the ultimate Asian streamer house OfflineTV.

He ought to be on the next Guinness World Records book for being the fastest man alive, although there exists a possibility that his speed is too high and can't be reliably measured.

Scarra thicc

by OhTheTruthHurts August 31, 2019

sharrell

Very optimistic she always see the positive outcome in everything she does very strong minded and kind hearted she will let nothing get in her way from Succeeding yet she voices her opinions very blunt and right on point she means no harm very easy to get along with great friend to have around loves to be around family. True meaning of new adventures she will always strive for success.

Sharrell once was a charismatic poet.

by Sspirit December 20, 2016

sarrya

Sarrya is a name of a misunderstood girl. She’s not only beautiful but is a very unique, kind and is a very supportive friend. She’s very shy unless you get to know her. And she’s not gonna talk to you, so you gotta man up and talk to her first. Sarrya also has 2 personality’s. She could be nice and chill or if you test her, she’ll go from 0 to 100 real quick. She doesn’t play no games. So if you know a sarrya it is recommend that you get to know her cause she just might suprise you;)

Sarrya is so sweet!

by Michael fernandaz November 4, 2019

Jack Sparrow

The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!

"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"

by Willoth November 23, 2003

Sparrow

a girl who seems tough, angry and mean, but after you get to know her you realize she is the exact opposite. Often young-looking.

Yeah she seems coarse, but that's just because she doesn't know you. She's really just a sparrow.

by chattertonbeats April 3, 2015