Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014

Snorting Bull

(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).

(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.

by M Laing August 5, 2010

Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

by joff leff December 28, 2011

Billy Bob Sportin

When white trash thinks he/she has something nice, when its really a piece of junk.

Look at Joe over there billy bob sportin in his 1992 Camaro

by JNeuge February 26, 2017

Sportin'

To be stylin'. Something that is: "cool, chill, hott, tight."

Also means that you're rockin' something, or wearing something to the utmost.

This party is mad sportin'.

That outfit is sportin'.

I'm sportin' the black bandana, so you can't! Take it off!

by chelsea frank November 28, 2006

Sporting Toe

When a chick has a camel toe.

Damn, Merissa was sporting toe today. What a whore!

by Dushon Mandicks May 20, 2008