Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

by MandM Productions November 28, 2019

spankism

A religion, the practitioners of which believe that spanking is the only way to enlightenment.

He used to be a Catholic minister, but he converted to Spankism after he found out that there are no celibacy rules for Spankists.

by SpankistMinister December 28, 2008

spankutorium

Any yellow-painted building on the outskirts of town frequented by furtive men in raincoats and for the purpose of mastrubation in any one of dozens of small booths gathered into the same large yellow building.

"Leo went to the spankutorium to relieve stress caused by his marriage, his job and the fact that it felt great".

by Humpinate March 13, 2008

spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.

by urban pervert March 15, 2003

Spanks

something fat people wear, to keep the fat sucked in, and supposedly make them look skinny. buy them at torid ! people who wewar them, watch out, because you are easy to be made fun of. they are just elastic body shaped gloves that hold it all in.

ex. 1. oh my gosh, her spanks must be on too tights, shes crazy!

ex. 2. her spanks were so constricted, she bled.

ex. 3. when she bent over, i say her spanks peeking out.

ex. 4. man i am so fat, i need some spanks.

by Young Aplir M.O.A. November 4, 2007

Spanksgiving

Spending Thanksgiving alone, masturbating all evening and using your tears as lubricant.

Well, I'm stuck out of town for Thanksgiving.. Time to fire up the computer and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by Sven Gradna November 24, 2011

Spanks

A unit of measurement of the homosexuality of a person. Often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to Spks similar to Litres to L

1. Omg did you here about Max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the Spankometer.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.

by PaperKing April 7, 2015