spanktastic

Adj. A description attributed to a place, emotion or person to convey the feeling of excitement and satisfaction often with undertones of sexuality.

"That girl is totally spanktastic."

by Pip April 24, 2003

Spantard

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.

Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.

by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010

spacktard

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

Retard:Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!

by Bryanttie April 6, 2009

Spaniard

Person from Spain, one of the greatest European empires of all times. The word usually brings to mind the feared Spanish 'conquistadores' who conquered and colonized large part of the American continent, and turned Spain into the world's number one world potency for several centuries.

"Those Spaniards are cruel, they massacred millions of natives when they arrived to the New World!" - Random liberal PC faggot.

by Stomper88 November 3, 2004

spankytard

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

spanktank

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.

"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."

by Stumanji September 1, 2010

Spaniard

What everybody in Europe want to be because they know that we, Spaniards, are the most partying, funny, good-looking and cool people and our country has the best beaches, tapas and night life.

German: Man, you know I am just German, you are Spaniard. I want to be like you...
Spaniard: Man, don't worry you are OK (thinking "you are fucking boring")

by Antonio GGG January 6, 2008