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ankle spankles

when your pants are to short for you and they spank your ankles as your walking.
heidi: wow that guys pants are so short theyre spanking his ankles!

elle: dang man, hes got a severe case of ankle spankles
by Elle M. July 28, 2006
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Skankees

NY Yankee fans who wear team apparel,such as hats and jerseys,for long periods of time. They wear their teams gear even though it is filthy and smelly.
"Oh hey Jerry,i can smell that you are wearing your Skankees hat today even though i am blind."

"Wow that is a nice stain on your pinstriped jersey,Ed. I had no idea that you were starting for the Skankees."
by DirtyMoney907 February 8, 2010
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Skankees Hats

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.
Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"
by nottaskank August 11, 2010
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spankiest

adjective of spankies

the most spankies-like of all;
"The Wild Cats have the spankiest outfit ever!!"
by MissMira December 29, 2013
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spankee boy

a ninny boy who just LOOOOVES to get spanked by a ho. A submissive unmanly chump who goes for that rancid BDSM scene. A masochistic and submissive loser.
Donald Douchebag TreasonTrump is always sassing off his hateful mouth like the bully kid that he is. He just indicted today for stealing political campaign money to pay the stripper whore Stormy Daniels to shut up about this brief tryst/affair they had while his current (paper-only marriage) third wife was a few months pregnant. He also sent a goon to threaten Stormy not to chirp.

Nonetheless, she spilled the beans on '60 Minutes', revealing that she held a rolled-up magazine with his ugly scowling mug on the front cover. Donnie il Douche said, 'Oh mama, would you?'. She said, 'Pull down your pants!' and she gave him two swats on the ass. We've had all kinds of Presidents before, good and bad and ugly but NONE of them was a sissyish wimpy pissant spankee boy like Donald Jerk Trump is. He's a total fucking disgrace.

The very next week after Stormy Daniels spoke on TV about this, Spanky Boy Daughter-Molester ordered the mass kidnappings of thousands of migrant and Hispanic children from their families and detained them in dirty filthy concentration camps like the fascist pig that he is. He kept them in such horrid conditions where they were overcrowded, diseased, starved, beaten and raped. In one such camp the females were forcibly sterilized.

Donnie Douchebag is a traitor fascist Caligula SMF criminal spankee boy, with NO virtuous or honorable qualities or traits whatsoever.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 30, 2023
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spankies

really tight short shorts worn by beautiful women around the house.
aly always wears her spankies around the house
by reno January 29, 2005
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spankles

An severely obese person has "spankles" when a roll of fat at their ankles separates their legs from their feet. Very tight foot wear can cause a "spankling" effect on a moderately large person, where the flesh folds over the tops and backs of the shoes. Spankles are an undesirable condition which can be prevented with regular diet, exercise, and appropriate footwear. The same condition at the wrists may be called "sprists" or "spuh-wrists".
1. Person A: Wow! Gina's gained a ton of weight.
Person B: Check out those spankles!
Person A: Looks like she's wearing flesh pants!

2. Young Bride: OMG! I can't wear these for my wedding! They're so tight they're giving me spankles!
Friend: Yeah, they look hella nasty.
by SinMickey June 29, 2008
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