spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Spacetard

A contraction of MSN Space Addict and fucktard.

1. A fucktard who is addicted to MSN Spaces.

2. One's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness/retardness, even beyond the scopes of a normal Space Addict and/or fucktard

{Insert Space Name Here} cruised "the Boulvard" on MSN Spaces all day, she is such a Spacetard

by pridi April 6, 2005

Samstrada

To hurt one's self doing a mundane task in a comical manner.

Dude, I totally pulled a Samstrada when I chipped my tooth licking the spoon after making a PB&J for lunch.

by Joe Isotope July 13, 2010

spambard

What websites that you have to join do to your email address.

3,873 Facebook and Fanfiction notifications in my E-mail. From this week?? I've been spambarded.

by X Veni Vidi Vici X August 20, 2011

Spanktarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.

"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014

Spaztard

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

Spanitard

/noun/ Spanitard, /plural noun/ Spanitard

An offensive term towards Spaniards.
Wordplay for 'Spaniard' and 'Retard'

"I can't understand a single word you're saying. Fucking Spanitard!"

by asianporkchopfromthenorth December 12, 2018