Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.

Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.

by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018

flying spaghetti monster

A creature who religious people believe is more ridiculous than "God" for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"

by Lvl 227 March 20, 2010

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Is the true God of this world
Tramples all other religions.
The planets are actually meatballs.
God of the pastafarian religion.

Name of the sauce, the meat and the pasta, Spaghmon,
Please bless me with spaghetti for dinner tonight,
Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Spaghmon.

by Pastafarian is only religion August 19, 2017

Flying Spaghetti Monster

This involes a man in a mario costume tea bagging a blonde while pouring tomato sauce over himself and her hair, she then promply procedes to lick every last drop of his genitals.

P.S.

you're on an airplane.

Marc gave Tiffany a flying spaghetti monster while over Rome.

by westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide September 14, 2010

flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.

I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

by ohterry April 12, 2014

Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.

"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*

by KintarosTiger April 10, 2011

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017