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flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.
I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
by ohterry April 12, 2014
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.
"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*
by KintarosTiger April 10, 2011
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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions
I am a part of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
by funnyfunnygal August 31, 2009
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!
joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt
by yourbroham August 14, 2017
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church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018
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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017
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Spaghetti Monster

Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster
by mememaster5000 December 12, 2023
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