spactard

a cross between a retard and a spastic, usually said in a sarcastic manor

1.leave me alone you spactard!
2.

by Tanita April 22, 2006

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Mexican Spaceship

Construction site bathroom, also known as a "blue house" or port-a-john.

The laborer had too many tacos the nite before so he relieved himself in the Mexican Spaceship.

by Boss June 18, 2006

spants

/spānts/ - exclamation
Used when the person exclaiming is by some means intoxicated; which assumes they cannot otherwise render intelligible words.

SPANTS!

by Bare Foot Smithy December 22, 2014

alien spaceship

During sex when you ejaculate you take the jizz and rub it on somebodys face with your hands.

Mike: Hey how was sex with Maria last night?
Tom: It was great, I even alien spaceshipped her!

by monkeyfruk June 6, 2009

spaceship boy

When you're high as fuck

Hey spaceship boy, how many joint did you smoke ?

by Ouink December 14, 2017

Fat Spats

The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".

Allison knew that she had eaten too many pogos when she saw her fat spats in the mirror.

by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009