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Spackman 

The term 'Spackman' usually refers to a highly attractive male, with a six-pack (commonly known as a spack-pack). Although highly attractive, a Spackman can occasionally lack intelligence (hence the term 'spack'), however Spackmen are generally charming, witty and funny creatures :)
Nathan: Why doesn't that girl fancy me?!
Hayley: Duh. You're not a Spackman!
Nathan: How do I become a Spackman?
Hayley: *Looks at Nathan* Never going to happen.
Spackman by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
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The self-proclaimed leader of a cult of pseudo-deadheads who claim to embrace the deadhead culture, but only live to belittle others.

See also: white trash
Spack got so upset when a photographer dissed him that he went on an internet rampage for weeks.
spack by spackdesciple April 29, 2009

battle-spack 

a mong or disabled person who is used, for fun, as a object on which to ride into battle.
I used Bill as a battle-spack yesterday...I rode him to victory.
battle-spack by alib2485 July 21, 2008

cleveland spackle 

1. The effect of fecal particles expelled from one's anus during explosive diarrhea.

2. the act of covering a surface with fecal particles in a pattern resembling spackle
"Dude, watch out for the cleveland spackle in that toilet stall".
"While she was giving me a rim job I gave her a cleveland spackle. Ha, Ha, it was so narsty".
cleveland spackle by akinej February 27, 2011

Butt Spackle 

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.
Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.
Butt Spackle by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker
Stop it you spackward fuckmonger
Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011