Sounding Board

Milk boarding but instead with a sounding rod

Man, I really hope this girl doesn’t hit me with the sounding board

Sounding Board by Jfcjfjcfh February 28, 2022

Sounding the alarm 

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon

Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."

Sounding the alarm by Simmypoo December 26, 2024

Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.

Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!

Sounding the Alarm by Slapshott January 24, 2026

Dick sounding 

Inserting a long cylinder shaped shaft or finger in the tip of the penis for pleasure

Look up some dick sounding babe

Dick sounding by Lilweezer January 26, 2017

Urethra Sounding 

The act of shoving/stuffing an object down a males urethra (the hole at the tip of the penis); normally for sexual pleasure.

Bob: "Have you tried sounding?"

Joe: "Oh yeah I've heard urethra sounding is the new thing to get off."

Urethra Sounding by mcdaddy420papi June 28, 2018

Urethral Sounding

The act of inserting a variety of objects into the urethra for pleasure. Including but limited to dildos, screwdrivers, screws, toothbrushes and specially designed sounding tools.

I don’t smoke anymore but many times I go urethral sounding with a lit cigar. I’ll sit there and tan while my cock smokes.

Urethral Sounding by Papa Konstopuolos July 8, 2019

r/sounding 

a subreddit containing the strangest sounds on the internet. www.reddit.com/r/sounding

person 1: have you been to r/sounding

person 2: yes, its its very noisy and very loud

r/sounding by cockandballs330 June 7, 2021