the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003

southerner

An individual who lives in the southern United States. Nasal-voiced northerners insist that all southerners are inbred, ignorant hicks, but in truth it's the northerners (see Yankees) who are the ignorant ones.

A true southerner is moralistic, kind, practices southern hospitality, has an actual sense of humor, and sees more to life than rushing around in a city all day. Come on people, sit back and drink some lemonade or something.

Northerner: Whoa, since when do all southerns not live in trailer parks?
Southerner: Since forever.

by SCgirl September 22, 2005

southerner

Humans seem to have a desire to categorize EVERYTHING. We all do it. Southerner became an easy way to gerneralize people who had a different culture. For those of us who had never been south of Illinois and East of Kansas ;it was a broad generalization. Referring to people who had hot summers, talked with a drawl,the highest hospitality rating,liked grits,sweet tea and a realxed, God loving life.

A good friend of mine was from Georgia and called herself a Southerner and was proud of it. She said a Southerner comes from God's country. I am a transplant will I ever be a Southerner?

by Tigger Sanders January 28, 2008

southerner

a term referring to about 50-60 million people who live in the Southeast. Many of these people are generally good, and the majority of them also have a strong sense of morals and traditional family values, which is very important. However, about a quarter or so of them, usually referred to as rednecks or white trash, are not good people. They only make up less than 20 million of them though, and there are also rednecks in The North, too, so its not just The South.

Southerners (the people who live in the states below Kentucky and Missouri) are usually more hospitable and moral than a lot of people in the Northeast or on the West Coast.

by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005

southerner

Contrary to popular belief, southerners are not ignorant, drunken hicks that live in trailer parks and eat possum as shown by Dukes of Hazzard and Kevin Federline. Most southerners are well educated and have a strong sense of moral value. And no, not all of us talk like Forrest Gump. Southerners are perhaps the most badass variety of Americans there are and in short, we basically own everything.

Northerner: Haha man that southerner sure is a redneck.

Southerner: Yeah why don't you go practice falling down; I'll be there in a minute.

by mkiff450 September 10, 2008

southerner

- I'm not going to lie... all of my family is from the North, but I was raised in the South.
- "Southern Comfort" is a bunch of lies. Sure Southerners are hospitable, if you're White, Protestant, and from the South. If you don't fit this description you will be subject to the same prejudice as everyone else.
- The North won... thank God! If not, we'd all be chewing tobacco, hanging Confederate flags, and lazy as hell.
* The South will never rise again, accept it and dont' hate on the Northerns who work hard, are prosperous, and have an open mind.

The Southerner is a racist, lazy, prejudice, unaccepting, like to shoot things, wear camo, spit tobacco, and worship the Confederate flag.

by holllllla December 22, 2006

southerner

Particularly the inhabitants of the southeast,n.carolina, s.carolina, georgia, alabama, missippi, tennesee, missouri anywhere else it is proper to say ya'll etc.texas is not included texas a.k.a= mexico substitute.The epitamy of everything wrong in the world. Hate for the southeastern part of the united states is an understatement. This is where idiots reign supreme and anyone half a brain can lead these people. Where everyone elses tax-dollars go to people who pay the least. If you are not white,baptist and a racist you will not fit in! A place where a fake cloud of moral superiority blinded by social irresponsibility go hand in hand. A people of few words and then the words that happen to come in the form of a partial, gramatically incorrect sentence make you wanna slap these dumb-mother fuckers in the face. A place where you do not eat ethnic foods, not because they don't have them but they bland everything thing to their palette example: chinese food, fried rice will be called just rice, lo mein will simply be noodles, Italian food everything will have to taste like chef boyordee and don't dare put garlic in it or herbs it is considered an evil witch brew. Polish and german food don't even try a brat/sausage will be a hotdog, if you even say the word saurkraut their heads will cock sideways like that look a retarded dog gives you. Beer will usually be a piss tasting domestic; miluakees beast light/ Pabst or the redneck fav Nattie Ice. Cigarettes will be 100's to the southerner they think they are getting more for their money and usually doral's or liggets or someother amonia tasting off-brand. ideaology how the world works is that they want lower taxes which they get and a social system that pleases them. they usually bitch about their healthcare(the worst) and then complain about taxes. Will defend their decisions to the end like a con on death-row. example: voting in the worst president in the history of the United States and supporting his war of Scare-or. Please if you are from the south stay there in your pit of wallow, we do not want your ideaology anywhere else.

"The southerners must be stopped. I suggest a second civil war but this time we keep the their asses away for good it would be horrible but sometime's you got to cut off a leg to save the whole body."

" Republican "

Living in an alternate reality."

by Tommy'sMommy April 8, 2007