scropus

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.

My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.

by Matzahberg March 21, 2020

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Sòrò sókè

Yoruba phrase meaning "speak up" or "speak louder". Also means "let your voice be heard", "stop beating around the bush", "go straight to the point", "hit the nail on the head", "don't sit on the fence".
Origin: This phrase became popular during the #EndSARS protests in Nigeria in early October 2020. The deputy governor of a state was addressing enraged youths in a low tone when a young man shouted "sòrò sókè wèrè", meaning "speak louder madman".

"What do you want? Sòrò sókè my friend!"

by Mcwhillion October 18, 2020

Dragon soop

Sexual energy in a can. A drink marketed for tramps, delinquints and heroes who don't get paid till next week.

I had three cans of dragon soop last night, I raped and pillaged more than a Ugandan death squad

by Dragon soop slayer September 24, 2012

Soroosh

Basically the coolest guy you will ever meet and/or a sexy beast. Definitely not a homosexual or fag. Did I mention he does your mother every night?

"Its a bird!"
"Its a Plane!"
No Its Soroosh doing your mom.

by wafflenator May 29, 2010

scrope

To scoop and grope someone simultaneously

I scroped surub so hard he became permanently scarred and had to undergo counseling

by docnaks October 12, 2011

Scropes

A rare penis rash developed from excessive butt sex.

Bobby: "Wow, Dan. What's up with your dick?

Dan: "I don't know, Bobby, muh buttsecs brutha! I think it might be scropes."

Bobby: "Oh, wow, Dan. I'm sorry. I just can't help myself."

Dan: "It's ok, baby. I'll put up with anything for you! Just put your ass on my dick!" ;)

Bobby: -Sits on Dan's dick.-
"Oh, Dan! Dan! Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Dan: "Oh, Bobby! It's so good!"

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Yuppppp.
:D

by ButtSexBrutha69 September 19, 2009