summat

Slang meaning "something like that."

I'll have to tie you to the dog or summat.

by Are-kun` December 17, 2006

Sommit

a short way to say ''something'' (used for when you can't be arsed to type the whole word).

*in chat room*
Feck it, I might play a game or sommit.

by V_Delta_V November 12, 2009

somatic massage

A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.

"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"

by Redd Johnson May 13, 2014

Somatosed

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010

somemat

A combination of some and matter. Used like something.

We're going to the bar after work or somemat. Want to come?

by vanityink January 3, 2010

Symmatic

Things that are the same or similar.

Blue and purple are two symmatic colors.

by The Wordslinger June 8, 2016

somatosis

Soma is: a drug that numbs any sort of discomfort, from anxiety to stress to general uneasiness.

Somatosis is a state a person enters after over indulging in any such drug.

Adrian noticed that Ben had fallen into a state of deep somatosis after drinking too much mushroom tea.

by someothercoolperson April 24, 2023