Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

I read somewhere

Saying "I read somewhere" has now become a phrase which translates to "I saw on Facebook". This is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to Facebook.

Dan: Hey man I read somewhere that Chris is getting kicked out of school...

Reid: Funny you should mention that cause that was his Facebook status just last night...

by WhySoSirius127 May 22, 2010

Somewhere in time

best movie ever

Somewhere in time kicks ass

by tintle December 6, 2003

It's Raining Somewhere Else

The 63rd song of the Undertale soundtrack. Also probably one of the greatest musical masterpieces ever written. If you haven't listened to it yet, go do it.

P1: Hey have you listened to It's Raining Somewhere Else?
P2: No
P1: Well you should it's like one of the best songs of the soundtrack

by annoying dog January 7, 2023

Let's Go Be Awesome Somewhere Else

Used to signify disdain at the current situation.
A need to be awesome, somewhere else.

Guy 1: Wow, this party is really lame. When they said it was gonna be all hot girls we didn't expect them to have sweatshirts on!
Guy 2: Let's go be awesome somewhere else
Guy 1: Gravy

by McDank18 February 27, 2011

get on somewhere

Slow, don’t know what there talking about

Joe: The warriors are trash.
Davion: nigga get on somewhere

by Big daddy me October 16, 2017

She’s 18 years old somewhere

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018