Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop

Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil

by Cosmic7600 May 26, 2018

soil loader

A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.

Tobias: "Klaus, I need you on soil loader duty today as newcomers are arriving."

Klaus: "Yes sir!"

by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022

soil loader

'Soil loader' coming from back when African-American's were owned as slaves and would work on the cotton fields.

I don't like this part of town there are too many soil loaders

by gookmetz February 9, 2022

Soiled Sock

1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.

2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.

1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.

2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.

by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016

soile

Pronounced soy-'lay
When you poo your pants, but just a tiny bit, for a reason other than having to go use the restroom really bad. For example, laughing really hard or being scared.

Bob: I was so nervous, I soile myself!
Neil: at least you don't have choggle-pants!

by elfmirfkin April 22, 2014

bask in soil

To cease living.

I have a pond, it had toads, but the cat's made them bask in soil.

I just want to bask in soil.
Bask in soil, its your turn to make the brews.

by Le B3ar October 31, 2011

sons of the soil

n. A synonym for "hillbilly."

Lisa Simpson: "I believe the preferred term is 'conjoined twins'."

Dr. Hibbert: "And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it ain't gonna happen."

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006