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suckcessful

Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".
Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.
by QuacksO February 25, 2022
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Socksess

Socksess - Pronounced - (Sock - Sess) - Definition - getting the same number of socks back from the clothes dryer as you put in.
It was socksess! I put ten pairs into the wash today and got ten pairs of socks out of the clothes dryer when the dryer was done. So glad none of my socks went missing!
by Arnimal May 7, 2022
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Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
by GlazeHer July 1, 2025
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