sock monkey

A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)

"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."

by Suzy Creamcheeze July 9, 2009

Sock Monkey

The act of stuff a banana inside of a Vagina, then peeling and eating it while still inside.

I love eating my girlfriends sock monkey every night.

by slevin87 November 15, 2010

cockmonkey

A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.

Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).

by Pope M August 26, 2007

mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017

sock monkey

a monkey in a sock

As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"

by kim whalen December 3, 2003

Sock monkey

A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.

DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY

by AWESOMESAUCE January 19, 2013