Sock Puppet

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.

"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"

"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."

"You lucky SOB."

by JonnySwindle May 6, 2013

Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.

I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.

by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022

Pink Sock Puppet

A person who has a pink sock from puppetting pro-Russian propaganda.

A Commie Pinko or a cheerleader for Vladmir Putins war crimes against humanity.

Elon Musk is a Pink Sock Puppet. Daddy Vladdy's all in that ass up to his armpit.

by Man Of iLL Repute October 11, 2022

SOCK PUPPET

Using a sock to jerk off into while operating an automobile. Thus having the sock catch your junk, preventing a mess all over your dash board and wind sheild.

I was bored on my way to work so I decided to bust out my sock puppet and jerk my junk before I got to the office.

by hasbri November 16, 2006

sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 7, 2005

sock puppet

Giving a random boy that doesn't even like you a handjob with his own dirty sock on his weenie.

So, Mikyla, do you wanna play sock puppet or what?

by Janice Depp October 29, 2006

cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011