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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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I felt cold, so I left.

A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.
He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.
by O'Hara Eyes October 25, 2018
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kick down so i can get down

A term used on a grateful dead or grateful dead related parking lot in the early 90's and still found on parking lots accross the country. Soley invented by the enfamous Steve Burkemper before a grateful dead show on the parking lot. Ticketless and desprite he realized that holding his finger in the air to obtain a miracle ticket wasn't efficient enough. So young Burkemper came up with the catchy jungle "Kick down so I can get down", which became an instant staple for ticketless deadheads tring to score a ticket.
"I wanna see the show, come on...Kick down so I can get down".
by Brandon Marshal January 7, 2005
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i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay
i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment
by cheapboys January 27, 2017
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i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

An X song, You dumb fuck
I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free
by Eggacion April 23, 2018
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but I didn't, so it doesn't

a categorical statement of fact to reconfirm an obvious fact.

the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts
"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."

"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"
by daids May 13, 2009
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