smurt

Smurt. A word used to describe someone who tries to act smart but actually sounds dumb. The U in smurt derives from the word "dumb".

"Wow Julia, you sound really smurt right now."

by caluso February 29, 2016

snorting piglets

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

Snortle

The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.

Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.

by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020

carpet snorter

Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.

I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

rib snorting funny

n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny

Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."

by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009

snortathon

Slang term for when friends get together and laugh so hard they snort.

We were all right in the middle of an A-1 snortathon when Randall died suddenly as milk was backing up out of his nose, but then he was actually very old and had lived a very long and full life.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021

dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016