Jaw Surgery

a magnificent blowjob of great excellence.

hey, chelsea had jaw surgery last night. yeah, cause she was sucking on my dick!!!

dude...amanda got jaw surgery last night. if you know what i mean!

by v&m101 May 24, 2009

surgery

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.

I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.

by Darla Washington May 5, 2004

Surgery Hug

A form of embrace that prevents or maintains minimal physical contact between two people, one of which has had recent plastic surgery done.

Made famous by Heidi Montag on The Hills.

"Heyyy, it's so nice to see you again!" (reaches out to hug)

"Ooh, wait SURGERY HUG!"

(awkward manoeuvring of arms)

by S Pratt May 16, 2010

rocket surgery

(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"

A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD

by fugitive247 November 7, 2004

snurge

One who sniffs the bicycle seats of young ladies.

That Peter Hain has a touch of the snurge about him, don't you think?

by Larry Loosehat April 3, 2003

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010

Snorger

Person who sniffs the gusset of well worn knickers. Dirty old snorger

" Freddie was caught with his hand in the dirty laundry, snorging a well warn pair of undercrackers"!!! The dirty old snorger!!!

by Leedsunited1 July 24, 2017