Sneeze limbo

having the sensation to sneeze without the end result,
usually combined with the closing of the eyes, tilting of the head,
and an ugly face being made.

Guy #1- Why is your friend making that stupid face?
Guy #2- He's in sneeze limbo. Don't you hate that shit.
Guy #1-Oh...I thought he was retarded. Yeah being in sneeze limbo sucks.

by Mr.Negative May 15, 2010

pussy sneeze

When one's pussy is so dirty, it releases a burst of fowl air, to remove contaminants.

Guy 1: Oh God!!! Do you smell that?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think Howah pussy sneezed.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: It's like a whale utilizing it's blowhole.

by Howah September 20, 2016

sneeze queen

person who follows a dramatic and climactic build up of noises and facial contortions with a wimpy sneeze

sick lady : *hhhh-hh-uh-ahh-ahhhhhhuuuahhhh-hhhhhhhh........chew*

bus passenger: damn sneeze queen

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

sneeze poop

A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop

After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.

by cleananoos5000 March 17, 2013

ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

sneezegasm

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

Sneezing Bronco

While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!

"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"

"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"

by Lee P April 11, 2008