snowner

A state of extreme excitement and pleasure stimulated by mass snow fall.

Jim: They say it's gonna snow 20 inches by tonight.
Johnny: Snowner achieved.

by lollerskatin18 December 27, 2010

Snowperbole

The threat-level red panic and labeling of natural weather patterns as "snowpocalypse" and "SnowMFG" followed by preemptive school/office closing for a storm that, in actuality, produced 4 inches of accumulation.

Thanks to Bloomberg's snowperbole we don't have work today.

by delightful_sin February 10, 2010

Snowverwhelmed

Complete and utter sense of overwhelm due to excessive quantities of snow.

I'm snowverwhelmed right now because the snow is over my head!

by Henjak March 5, 2015

snooker

1. n. billiard game played on a large table.
2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.

T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?
J: sure!
T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.
J: no way, you snooks

by who'sfat? April 29, 2006

Snorker

Slang for sausage in the British Navy

I ate a couple of snorkers for breakfast

by zoootsuit January 16, 2010

snooker

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.

(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!

by Bob & Friends October 6, 2008

Snooker Punched

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.

Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word

by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010