Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine

Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.

by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018

Doing the Sowers

The sudden urge to masturbate in public

Guy #1:Dude I was at the my Grandmothers funeral and and i wanted to start doing the Sowers

Guy #2:Man that is sick

by xIRON HORSEMANx December 9, 2010

showershit

Origin: Guitar.com MISC forum

Old news. Something that has been posted before.

Hello and welcome to.. I shit in my shower.

by raven March 7, 2005

abc showers

A male shower which concentrates only on the "abc parts" of a man. These are the primary and most crucial parts of the male anatomy. That being of course, Ass Balls and Cock. These showers are typically shorter than the average shower, and are generally done before and/or after sexual activity.

"Roger, you're going to take forever with your girl lookin ass. Lemme hop in first, I'm just hittin one of those "abc showers" right quick."

"Wtf is an abc shower?"

"I'm just washin my Ass Balls and Cock bro."

"Roger, get the fuck out of the bathroom. I just brought this trollop back from the bars and I got that stank dick. I gotta do an abc shower. I gotta hop in and wash my ass balls and cock brah. God damnit Roger, why are you curling your hair again u fuggin fairy

by ChadwellMeier September 23, 2011

showersesh

When a muck is too lazy and does not want to go and sesh outside a showersesh must take place where rimrockets and bowlpunches take place in the shower

i couldnt rip bowls outside in the wind so i decided to have a showersesh

by yoneesafe April 5, 2008

PM Showers

A universal nickname for any male who talks and dresses like a male stripper.

Crap dude, I want to go into Abercrombie, but every time I go in there I see PM Showers.

by TeamHKRacing April 20, 2011

Stowers

Some who works harder to avoid work than just doing the task itself.

Check out Stowers over there, he's working harder hiding from the Rob than doing the Job.

by Grey Squirrel April 20, 2018