Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.

Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.

by Daniel A 6969 December 1, 2025

Haitian Snow Angel

A haitian snow angel is the act of ejaculating in a girls anus, then having her take a laxative, then eating her out.

guy 1: my girl was feelin like it so i gave her a haitian snow angel.

by hexxydome April 16, 2025

paralyptic snow angel

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.

It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.

by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012

Minnesota Snow Angel

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.

Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!

by CakeBakeConnor January 10, 2017

Ohio Snow Angel

An act where several people proceed to defecate on the ground, diarrhea kind. Then, one person lays down in the poo and proceeds to make a snow Angel in it. Whole that is happening, the rest of the people have bukkake fun on the person making the "snow Angel".

I made an Ohio Snow Angel last night. It was the best night ever.

by BillyBob81 October 1, 2022

Semen Snow Angels

When a dude freezes a large amount of his semen until it's like snow with frost around it, and then you make semen snow angels in the frosty frozen semen.

"Let's make some semen snow angels."
"Me and my Hoemie are bout to make some semen snow angels."
"How about you come with us to make some semen snow angels the cum is freshly frozen."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 16, 2025

Snow angel

Somebody with a guilt complex about the past.

The snow angel thought telling everybody she rescued 60 animals, from livestock to dogs and cats from somebody else's land would right her wrong of leaving her own dog paralyzed from her own negligence and carelessness. She thought that shoveling snow for people would right the wrongs of some of her more serious crimes. Most people shovel their own snow, they aren't overly eager to shovel everybody else's snow because it's a bit suspect and seems insincere to boot.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021