paralyptic snow angel

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.

It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.

by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012

Minnesota Snow Angel

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.

John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!

by Theeman4407 January 2, 2013

Snow Angel

Nutting on someones face and then rubbing your hand on it like a snow angel

Logan did the snow angel to Toby

by Ethan is a cat fucker March 4, 2019

Ohio Snow Angel

An act where several people proceed to defecate on the ground, diarrhea kind. Then, one person lays down in the poo and proceeds to make a snow Angel in it. Whole that is happening, the rest of the people have bukkake fun on the person making the "snow Angel".

I made an Ohio Snow Angel last night. It was the best night ever.

by BillyBob81 October 1, 2022

Snow angel

Somebody with a guilt complex about the past.

The snow angel thought telling everybody she rescued 60 animals, from livestock to dogs and cats from somebody else's land would right her wrong of leaving her own dog paralyzed from her own negligence and carelessness. She thought that shoveling snow for people would right the wrongs of some of her more serious crimes. Most people shovel their own snow, they aren't overly eager to shovel everybody else's snow because it's a bit suspect and seems insincere to boot.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021

Semen Snow Angels

When a dude freezes a large amount of his semen until it's like snow with frost around it, and then you make semen snow angels in the frosty frozen semen.

"Let's make some semen snow angels."
"Me and my Hoemie are bout to make some semen snow angels."
"How about you come with us to make some semen snow angels the cum is freshly frozen."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 16, 2025

Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.

Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.

by Daniel A 6969 December 1, 2025