soncology

Causes of a son and its treatments...

George: I heard you have a son now!
Jeff: Yeah going to Soncology tomorrow

by The Doctorist March 31, 2017

Sontologo

A FUCKING PRICK THAT SUCKS COCK.

Did u know about Kevin. He kissed Ethel and then said he gave her head. I guess he was a Sontologo all along.

by Mlpnkobjivhucgy June 4, 2017

Slothology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slothology:
The study of slow-moving, lazy, and work-averse shaggy vegetarian creatures with hooklike claws.

Lady bugs crawl all around me, slothy slothology surrounds me.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

sinitology

The study of sin, sinning, and sinners.

This is sinitology babe, we don’t do it missionary style.

by DadDongDing August 15, 2019

Smetology

A religion where men worships women’s ass and boobs.
Men who join this religion are not allowed to settle for less boobs or ass.

We have made arrangements with the smetologists. They pay huge sums for women with ass and boobs.

Smetology is a religion where ass and boobs are worshipped.

by HisRoyalBlackness November 9, 2021

Solology

A movie that was supposed to have a sequel but was cancelled.

Planet of the apes was Solology

by 8digyua8gya December 16, 2021

Statology

The study of states as systems of power using Sovietological methods: analyzing how states maintain legitimacy, manage internal dissent, project force, and reproduce their governing elites. Statology treats states not as neutral arbiters but as organizations with their own interests, internal factions, and ritualized procedures. It examines the security apparatus, the bureaucracy, the legal system, and the educational system as interlocking mechanisms of control. Unlike traditional political science, statology assumes opacity and deception as normal features of state behavior, requiring the interpretive skills of the Kremlinologist.

Example: “His statology of the US national security state showed how ‘emergency powers’ have become permanent, creating a parallel government that operates outside constitutional checks—a state within the state.”

by Abzugal April 2, 2026