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snortin crack

This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.
Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009
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Twi Shorts

A way of expressing confusion as to why a person is in a particular place. The orgin of the term comes from the YouTuber "Twi Shorts." Many of his videos features someone saying "Twi Shorts? What are you doing here!" because they are confused as to why Twi Shorts is there.
by Twi Shorts November 4, 2021
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snortshire

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
by mave73 May 8, 2008
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snortsky

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose
“Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”
by TheBoysss September 8, 2020
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snoots

Doggies' noses
I often tell my dog "I've got your snoots!" while I hold onto his nose with my hand.
by Fizzle Pip October 28, 2012
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MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you
MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY
by Alan??????? November 21, 2019
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Snortworthy

A humorous situation that is so funny a snort accompanies your laugh.
Gary: Did I ever tell you about the time that a llama hocked a wad of spit and grass into Leigh's face?

Nick: No! What happened?

Gary: Oh, man, is that a snortworthy story!
by Peter349 December 17, 2009
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