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Snorus

Person 1: "Last night my dog and my boyfriend were both snoring."
Person 2: "That sucks."
Person 1: "Yeah, they were alternating back and forth, it kept me up all night."
Person 2: "Sounds like a snorus."
by halas March 30, 2010
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Snorse™

A creature that is trapped in the oily depths of Sonic-drive in that has the unfortunate build of the head of a snake and the body of a horse. The creature gives off the stench or mildew when threatened, has dull yellow teeth that look like they're waiting in line to leave its mouth and travels by cube. Due to lack of education (and a few brain cells) the Snorse™ is easily threatened by even the least talented person and will put itself into Survival Mode if it's habitat is invaded by newcomers. Its usual method of attack (other than the horrible stench mentioned earlier) is being as petty as possible. If you can help it, avoiding the Snorse™ is your best option even though it's misfortunes are something that will bring you much laughter.
Kid one; "hey Billy, what happened to your long board?"
Kid two; "the Snorse™ took it after it chased me off its parking lot."
by Lil buddah_ April 21, 2016
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Snorass

The act of a fart sounding like someone snoring.
Jimbob thought "dat ass" was great until a snorass made itself known. He never spoke to Rebecca again.
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snoring ejaculator

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.
by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010
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Anal snoring

The action of farting in your sleep and having the flatulence sound like snoring.
"Man, you were doing some major anal snoring last night"
by alexl0923 February 9, 2009
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Snorse

The snorse tried to have sex with sean
by Springolo April 6, 2010
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Snoistulating

Snoistulating comes from a combination of the words snuggling, moist, and stimulating. It is a type of snuggling that is so sexually stimulating that you can't help but get wet (aka moist).
Bill - "So where were you last night? You never showed at the party!"
Ted - "I was over at Sandra's snoistulating. That girl sure likes my snuggling! I had her so aroused."
by Snugglebug January 22, 2009
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