professional snuggler

A person who's hustle is snuggling. A platonic service offered to touch deprived people in exchange for that money.

This busy business man prefers to fall asleep snuggling a pretty girl instead of a pillow so he calls me, a professional snuggler.

by Snuggle Angel December 15, 2016

Swerm Swiggler

1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard

Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her

by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009

Snigger Diddle

When your friend is sad and you wiggle your finger between his butt cheeks to cheer him/her up.

Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so i gave him the ol' snigger diddle.

by BigFireyAnus777777 November 22, 2013

Sniggle

To giggle & snort through the nose simultaneously

The action that describes giggling (laughing with repeated short, spasmodic sounds) with the mouth closed, with the only place of release for the giggles via the nostrils lol

During the sad occasion she knew it was inappropriate to laugh out loud and so managed to sniggle quietly much to her delight & to the embarrassment of her weeping friend.

by IsaiahDee September 30, 2009

snuggler

A snuggler is someone who likes to spoon with you all the time, no matter where you are he will show affection

You have the best snuggler.

by kylie February 18, 2004

cunt snuggler

To use a girls snatch as a pillow

Becky passed out naked on Larry's bed so that cunt snuggler used her snatch as a pillow!

by I'm the best skier on the MT September 28, 2011

snigger bar

A snicker bar from Africa

Man :You’re not you when you’re hungry bro. Here have a snigger, it’s an African snickers
Snigger bar: African Snickers bar

by McDaddyLongNutz September 27, 2018