spelled

The correct term for the past-tense of 'spell'. Commonly mistaken for the word 'spelt' which is a type of wheat grown in Europe.

I spelled that word correctly.

by the-facebook-spellcheck June 17, 2012

selled

The autistic way to say the past tense of sell.

Guy 1: Aye yo I just selled my watch
Guy 2: you what your watch
Guy 1: selled?
Guy 2: im blocking you and getting your account terminated and reporting you to the Federal Bereu of Investigation and getting your house nuked and deleting your existence and killing your friends and family bye
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: mr. sElLED

by B r e e z e October 6, 2019

Spelled

The American bastardization of the word spelt.

verb
past tense of spell

Yo Billy Bob Brooks you son of a sister, you seen my word book so I can check to see if I spelled my name right?

by Mitch the wise September 1, 2018

Shelled Up

When your dick is small from cold shrinkage and it resembles a turtle hiding in its shell

“Bro I was afraid to pull down my pants in front of the hot doctor because I was all shelled up”

by COD Squad-isms April 6, 2022

mee-shelled

Getting your fringe ruined by a hairdresser.

I went to get my hair done and they've mee-shelled me.

by Jammin35 May 10, 2018

Whoever smelled it, dealt it

n. An effective Covid-19 contact tracing method, that became popular after Trump Campaign lawyer Jenna Ellis, who sat right next to an incessantly flatulent Rudy Giuliani during a 2020 election hearing at Michigan, contracted the coronavirus a few days after Giuliani tested positive for the same. The broadcast of the hearing shows how Rudy kept farting time and again throughout the entire hearing process and Ellis, who sat right next to him, mask-less, kept on smelling those obnoxious farts the entire time. Several sources now claim that the experts have ascertained this lethal exposure to the deadly gas leakage as the very source of Ellis’s covid infection.

It seems that it was Rudy who gave Jenna covid, not the White House party, because as you know, whoever smelled it, dealt it.

by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020

Swelled Up

When it's clawing its way down your leg.

Kevin Bacon got all swelled up when he saw Denise Richards in "Wild Things" and had to tell his children to leave the room.

by slomustang50 November 21, 2010