Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.

Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"

by ahar April 26, 2010

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015

Attention sneezing

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.

A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...

by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012

sneezing

An orgasm experienced only on the face. It starts from the nose and it "cums" out so quickly from it like *squirt* and it all feels good.

I like sneezing...feels good.

by POPOPOOOPOPOPOPO July 31, 2009

Sneezing Panda

When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.

Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"

Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"

by Iku Iku October 19, 2009

Dabbin' or Sneezin'

Dabbin' or sneezin': The confusion someone gets when they see someone else covering their mouth with their elbows while they are sneezing.

*Fuck Boy Eric sneezes across the room*
Fuck Boi Chad elbows me and asks if Fuck Boy Eric was Dabbin' or Sneezin' ?

by Dabbin' or Sneezin' May 17, 2016

Sneezing Cobra

This is the act of thrusting your cock into a womans throat as u are about to blow the load. As this is happening she will choke and cough, (Normal) then when you blow the load she will cough it up and it will come out her nose! The face she will make is priceless! *you might want to take a picture it will last longer!!! As it runs out her nostrils she will look like a Sneezing Cobra!

Guy: Yeah man I gave that girl the sneezing cobra last night.
Friend: Nice! Did you get a pic!I bet that her face was priceless!

by Nick Pounded February 17, 2008