Snag A Fry

When a homosexual grabs a random mans penis and bites it

Hey did you meet that new kid?

Yeah Joey said he likes to snag a fry on the weekend.

by Cavemandick14738 April 18, 2019

achieving sargood

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!

by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023

snarger

a person who sniffs bicycle seats in women's gymnasiums

Trevor, Hugh and John aspired to be great snargers but they didn't have the credentials to get into the ladies gym

by Pelepo April 20, 2005

Snag Lightning

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.

"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."

by keifermail July 13, 2009

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

by roaring17s February 13, 2019

Shargyle

The name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions - resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. Thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as shitting of ones pants.)

"Oh dear, I think I may have just Shargyled myself"

"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"

"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."

by Furry Jeffery January 12, 2011

snag rag

What men use to clean up with after masturbation. Often times a sock or whatever might be lying around within close proximity.

Damn! I just came all over myself. Where is my snag rag?

by Natasha Cretin March 31, 2009