Snarfing

The act of reaching inside ones pants and fondling the genitals prior to shaking hands with someone you dislike. Also known as "Second Hand Penis".

Hot and humid days are best for snarfing.

by BjornFree December 7, 2011

Snaffling

Unexpected but enjoyed oral sex

She was lying o the couch naed so i took the opertunity and gave her a good snaffling

by confusing retards August 5, 2008

swaffling

The action of a swelling, throbbing penis.

The Penis was swaffling right before it came on my face.

by unicornjizz April 11, 2012

snarfing

the act of participating in sexual intercourse while wearing thundercats uniforms

"I heard she was a huge thundercats fun, but she's just not into snarfing."

by zoooooo keeper March 23, 2009

Snorfuling

When you snort crack through a snorkel

Let's go snorfuling at the beach.

by Mackanne June 7, 2010

Snifflingus

The act of performing oral sex on a female while suffering from nasal congestion or other assorted symptoms which restricts nasal breathing. Usually accompanied by breathing through the mouth, periodically pausing the act.

I was feeling quite under the weather, and could barely breathe, but wanted to please my girlfriend so mustered up the effort to perform "snifflingus" on her.

by LinkopingPwns September 23, 2014

snarfing dubes

Smoking cannabis. Originates from the Netflix original TV series "Disjointed".

Tae Kwan Doug: I can't have the degenerates outside of my dojo snarfing dubes

by Semore Dixin-butts February 20, 2018