snakerat

A spineless bottom feeder, a person who will say and do anything to try better their situation. The most disgusting creature known to humanity.

Macca: Hey Kane, What's with that production manager huh? He always acting dodgy and sneaks around like he's looking for prey.
Kane: Yeah he's a fucking snakerat dude, don't turn your back on him

by Oniak October 6, 2016

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

battle snake

A huge dump i took.

Dude I just dropped a huge battle snake

by Cliffe009 December 18, 2016

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

snake juice

The clear liquid that men squirt after they reach the peak of pleasure

I want every drop of CJ's warm, sweet snake juice in my mouth!

by racinqueen January 23, 2011

dusting the snake

doing lines of coke off of an erect cock

man, this crazy tramp tottaly dusted the snake last night!

by this dude. March 22, 2004

snake raper

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010