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Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.
by Josh October 10, 2003
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dick smack

what's left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.
all that dick smack gone to waste...
by Amazon December 15, 2004
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dick smack

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.
Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.
by ryhlyh March 13, 2017
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Dick'sack

.noun.

Dick'sack is a contraction of dick(penis) and ballsack/nutsack(scrotum/testes)
Used to describe the entire region in which male genitalia is anatomically located; term to describe the anatomical location of both the penis and the scrotum/testes

"This speedo is way too tight on my dick'sack"

"This bike saddle is chafing my dicks'sack."

"Ouch, she kicked him right in the dick'sack!"
by Alejandro Azul April 26, 2022
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Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy
yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?
by Just a random chick October 9, 2019
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Smack People With Your Dick Day

A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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Little dick with a fat sack

This is when your scrotum is larger then your penis causing an irregular and disappointing sight for your sexual counterparts.
monfreece: How longs your penis?

Jimmy: its 2 inches

monfreece: thats not to big is it

jimmy: but my sacks 4 inches

monfreece: damn, you've got a little dick with a fat sack
by hellopele August 1, 2010
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