Lid surgeon

One who performs surgery on one's lid i.e. a hairdresser

'Oi Dave, that's a dank trim you've got there!'
'Cheers mate, just been to see my local lid surgeon'

by tidy_lid January 26, 2018

Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

by Spurg1988 July 3, 2018

sturgeon

An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.

by steelheader April 8, 2008

Virgin surgeon

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".

"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".

by Nicola July 4, 2004

Sturgeon's revelation

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

by edwild22 March 2, 2009

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

virgin surgeon

Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.

1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.

2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!

by Heydecker March 18, 2008