Smurfed

To ejaculate in ones hair therefore creating a little smurf's hat. It should be white. If it comes out Papa Smurf colour, see a doctor.

Whilst enjoying fellatio my new spouse esposed a fetish for semen in her hair. So I smurfed her.

by kevin forever May 28, 2006

Smurfed

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

by verberator July 19, 2010

Smurfed

To be owned.

You got smurfed!

by The Q September 12, 2003

smurfed

To turn something blue, like laundry.

Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.

by perishable517 May 20, 2005

smurfed

To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.

Last night i was so smurfed i cant remember what i did

Yo, im trying to get smurfed tonight

by Indestructable Byrdman February 18, 2011

smurfed me

to recieve oral, anal, or vaginal poke-sation

me and that girl went to the car and she smurfed me

by swill killer 95 January 16, 2010

Sturffed

When a Woman's Vagina has 2 Penis's in it at the same time,
or When 2 Penis's are stuck into a Butt-hole at the same time.

To do this both men must assume a scissoring type position, while the Woman/Male slide the Penis's into their Vaginal or Anal holes.

Boy- "Dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night!"
Boy 2-"What?!?"
Boy- " Me, Jen and some random guy Sturffed!"
Boy 2- " That's Disgusting!"

by Aquafire712 June 9, 2010