SMT

SMT is an acronym for Suck My Turban. Very popularly used with Asian Indians who wear turbans.

Person 1: Hey! Can you help me carry this dining table to the kitchen please?

Person 2: Nope im busy texting.

Person 1: WOW! You can go SMT.

by MisterTurban December 3, 2010

SMT

Shakin my Twat. Some people use SMH, shakin my head when they disapprove of something

I fucked up last night. That guy was so ugly. SMT

by MonkeysForever November 16, 2010

SMT

Abbreviation that stands for "Saggy Man Tits".

As Patrick Swazy gets older, his nice pecs slowly turn into a pair of SMT.

Of course I wont date Karen! She's got SMT!

by gigantic-j-nose May 29, 2009

SMT

suck my tit

My clan tag is sMt because you're a cunt.

by youknooooow;) January 16, 2010

smt

suck my tits!!!!!

girl:your an asshole!!

boy:bitch please, make me a sandwich or smd!

girl:HAHAHA yeah okay smt mannnn

boy:.............OKAY!!!!!!!!!!

girl: ew

by fuckkkkyeaaah January 7, 2011

smt

Shiver me timbers, the phrase means "shock" or "sudden surprise," as the wooden masts or timbers of a ship would quake when the ship was hit by a cannonball, or if the ship suddenly ran aground or hit an unsuspecting object -- think "whale" in "Moby Dick" or the great white shark in "Jaws."

One leg Paul: Look, an opposing pirate ship.

Capitan: smt!

by One Leg Paul October 31, 2009

SMT

SUCK MY TITS OR SUCK MY TOE. GIRL VERSION.

Her: Man that bitch can SMT for all I care.
Her: Yeah i know right that hoe can suck mine too.
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Her: YOU CAN SMT.
Him: okay. (:

Theheo. -,-

by Eff ya. August 19, 2010