Taylor Smith

Absolutely the best person you will be lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn sipping coffee because everything else is closed and you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard that is succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions. Taylor Smith's favorite slushie flavor is Mt Dew

"Hey why are you stressing ? Just talk to Taylor Smith. They are the best listener."

DeeDee: "Taylor, do you want to marry me?"

Taylor Smith: "heck yep!"

DeeDee: "You make me feel like the luckiest person this side of the Milky Way, Taylor Smith!"

by AtchkeyThedumsious June 4, 2018

Mr Smith

A teacher who does not give a flying fuck about his class.

Man, fuck the chemistry teacher Mr smith. I don't know what the hell integrated rate laws are.

by notinnac October 20, 2021

smith machine

The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.

Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?

Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.

by junksniffer45 June 25, 2013

Will Smith'd

Slapping someone for making fun of your wife.

I about straight-up Will Smith'd him for talking shit about my wife.

by update_01 March 29, 2022

Sloth Car

“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”

“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”

by Julesheart February 9, 2023

slaps like Smith

When something is so good that it slaps as hard as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

Wow, that song slaps like Smith!

by Bec Sucré October 23, 2023

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

by super sloth man October 21, 2014