Smoother

A slang term for an iron.. as it smoothens pants

That bitch hit me off the dome with a smoother.

In Home Alone, a smoother was dropped on Marv's head.

by Scorehead November 2, 2010

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Smoothdick

One who masturbates so much there are no longer ridges in their penis. Similar use to neckbeard.

You know those guys who are always hanging around the GameStop? Fucking smoothdicks.

by Fagioli Supreme May 5, 2018

smoothdick

saying good job to someone in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable.

wow you finished fixing all the cars. smoothdick

by artytork April 27, 2009

Smoothee

A song that has a real smooth or slow sound to it.

A that Jay-Z song Excuse me Miss is a real smoothee.

by Markei December 29, 2005

Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011

Smoothe Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.

'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.

by Reality82 December 18, 2012