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Smoked out

Smoked so much weed in your life that you smoked yourself stupid.
Guy1 Mike cant even add 2+2 bro.
Guy 2 damn that foos smoked out.
Guy 1 lol
by Nela213 February 20, 2019
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smoked irish

This was the name given to blacks in England and in America. It comes from the theory that the two underclass races would eventually merge together and form one race.

'No Blacks, No Irish, No Dogs' - sign posted on many places of work, phasing out a bit before the mid-20th Century. Many Irish pubs have an old sign like this put up above the door for ironic amusement and historical interest. As if to say, 'This is the way things were.'
"No -- We don't hire any paddies or smoked Irish here, now get to movin'"
by McNabb February 1, 2007
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Shookedeth

When you are beyond all forms of rattled, cheesed, and shook.
When a slippernut tells you the same story 5 times in 1 day, I automatically become shookedeth.
by Ixreka from up north. June 2, 2018
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smoofed

when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness
Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed
by Riyeori March 5, 2019
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Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
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Combo Smoked

(v.) When you smoke someone 2 or more times consecutively in any game,sport, or activity.
Jessie: Yeah I scored!

Justin: Oh yeah well I'll score on you!

*Jessie makes a spectacular block, Justin tumbles to the ground and Jessie proceeds to score another 5 times*

Jessie: You just got Combo Smoked!
by TheGreenMachine420 March 29, 2012
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Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user
"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"
by Fidel Castro's sister March 6, 2009
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