Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.

I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.

by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009

Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

smoogy

something thats really cute, cudly like, kissable,you just want to squeeze it!

Jason, you have a smoogy face!

by Britt March 1, 2004

Smoggable

To "Smoke a Bowl" or to smoke some premium shwag.

I was having a nice chat with chad and he asked if I wanted to go smoggable.

by Zach muffin December 20, 2008

Smorgasbong

1. A piece that is filled up with all different types of weed.

2. Multiple pieces each filled with a different type of weed smoked in quick succession.

Yo man, fire up that smorgasbong I'ma rip this one.

by the judester January 20, 2009

smorgasbeard

The condition of walking around with food particles stuck in one's facial hair, especially when not currently eating.

"Dude. wipe your face! Lunch was an hour ago, and you've still got smorgasbeard!"

by gaijincrow February 15, 2010

smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.

Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!

by miss olbermann May 6, 2010