smol ting is a FED who is disguising as a wassie and monitors crypto twitter (CT) 24/7 in order to find evidences for various criminal offenses that people think they could get away from. smol ting also known as lil shid also known as inversebrah was recruited by FPI a little after his old twitter handle was banned due to some dispute. soon after his recruitment, he created a harmless online persona as a wassie to infilterate CT rerards. he claims he observes the hourly close, but every hour he is observing all the CT rerads and anytime he finds something criminally offensive, he screenshots it and posts it in his online recordd of crimes. his entire timeline is filled with screenshot evidences of various CT rerards. smol ting is not human anymore. he never sleeps, he never rests, he never leaves. he just...observes...
CT rerard: ***says something offensive***
another CT rerard (probably commissioned by smol ting): "@inversebrah get in here quick lil shid"
another CT rerard (probably commissioned by smol ting): "@inversebrah get in here quick lil shid"
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A person who plans a hoax attack on themself for a political agenda, career desperation, relationship troubles and/or fame to gain support towards your victimhood but fail in making it believable and get caught in the lie. Although, you still won’t admit to it, therefore completely achieving the opposite effect one wanted with everyone now hating you.
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