lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018

Flaming Smokestack

The act of a man smoking and holding the smoke in then performing oral sex on another man and blowing the smoke out his nose during the act.

Todd took a massive hit from a bong and then gave mike and corey a flaming smokestack.

by The Wonder Twins & Dick October 27, 2011

Dutch Smokestack

Sucking your own dick while smelling your own farts.

I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious

by IKilledALotOfJapsInWorldWarTwo June 13, 2021